So the other day I was in Utah, and I saw the strangest thing. There was this Utah Teapot sitting in the middle of a group of polygamists. All of the polygamists had exams two weeks from that time, so they were all studying.
Oh, wait! I have to go ta camp in the morning and it’s 3 am! I’ll have to talk about this later!
(P.S. Yes, it’s true, the entire first paragraph of this post is a lie. Why did I write that? The three search terms that get the most people to my blog are “studying two weeks before the exam,” “Utah,” and “Teapot.” Apparently I’m giving my readers who found me via search a short, very intensely amazing blog post.)