It’s that time again, ladies and gentlemen: I am fundraising for the Tour de Cure, the annual bicycle race that benefits the American Diabetes Association. Since I have diabetes, I have absolutely no shame about guilting my friends and family into donating to the cause. So let’s dive right in, shall we?
What am I donating to?
The American Diabetes Association does a lot of things to improve the lives of people with diabetes. First and foremost, they fund research that aims to prevent and cure diabetes. This is hugely important. However, while a cure is being developed, they also fund programs for people with diabetes, like Camp Carolina Trails – the summer camp for children with diabetes at which I volunteer every summer. They are also involved in government, making sure that people with diabetes have a voice in Washington, which is especially important as the Senate considers the AHCA.
Why are you doing this?
I’ve done the Tour de Cure for the past two years. It’s nice to do something tangible to try and combat this disease that often leaves me feeling powerless and not in control. Plus, I know that there are a lot of other people, including the children I work with every year at camp, who will benefit from events like this. As an added bonus, my blood sugars are great when I’m exercising, and this is an excuse to do that.
So what do I get?
I’m glad you asked! You get to see pictures of me wearing ridiculous things while I’m riding in the Tour. Last year, I created a set of donation goals, and for each one, I would another absurd item to my costume. I’ll be doing that again this year. See below.
But I donated last year, and you didn’t even send me a “Thank You” e-mail! What gives?!
You’re right. I didn’t send out “Thank You” e-mails last year, and I feel bad about it. This year, I promise I will send them out. Unfortunately, despite my best efforts, I’m not perfect. And while that isn’t a good excuse for lack of manners, sadly, it’s the only one I have. If you choose not to donate to my race, I hope you’ll donate to someone else’s.
Alright, what can I do to humiliate you during the race?
Here are the goals:
- $200 – This is just the starting bid. I need to raise $200 to enter the race. But, just for you, I’ll leave the streamers on my handlebars from last year’s race (see pictures below).
- $400 – I will attach a red cape to my jersey, and ride with it on the entire race (unless it gets caught in my bike, falls off, or otherwise becomes a hazard…)
- $600 – I will super-glue a cowboy hat to my helmet. Last year was alien-head deely-boppers, and I think it’s time to change it up.
- $800 – Same as last year, if I reach $800, I will attach a milk crate to the front of my bicycle, put an ET plushie (which I still have from last year) in it, and ride the race like Elliott from E.T.
- $1000 – I really wanted to make this my fundraising goal, but I think I’ve started too late. Nevertheless, if we reach $1000, I will take your most ridiculous suggestion and incorporate it into my outfit. Please add your suggestion to your donation e-mail, comment below, or send it to me in an e-mail. If the suggestions aren’t creative enough, I will come up with my own, and I promise that it will be suitably ridiculous.
Will we make $1000 this year? Will E.T. ride 25 miles around a bicycle course in Woodinville, Washington at a charity bike race? Will the alien-head deely-boppers come off my helmet, or are they permanently welded to it with hot-glue from last year? Donate to find out!
None of that is quite humiliating enough.
Don’t worry, it’ll be enough. Did I mention that I’m riding with a company team made up from people at work, none of whom I actually know? Yeah, it’ll be plenty humiliating.
How do I donate?
Please donate through my Tour de Cure Participant Page. Donations directly to the American Diabetes Association are awesome, and I encourage them, but they won’t benefit my ride directly. Any amount helps, and I will greatly appreciate it.
Where are the pictures from last year?
Well, I’m glad you asked…
Convince me further…
I like to make this into a fun challenge, but this race is important to me, and to a lot of other people in my situation. Diabetes isn’t easy to live with, and it’s not going away any time soon. Last year, I meant to ride the 25 mile course for the first time. I trained a bit, and I thought I was ready. However, the night before the race, I experienced a perfect storm of a CGM (Continuous Glucose Monitor) sensor failure, a low blood sugar, and an extremely high blood sugar that lasted until just before the race. It was almost like diabetes knew what I was doing and was trying to stop me. That morning, I woke up at the right time, and considered not even going to the race. I felt awful. I was dehydrated and had ketones from the high blood sugar (high ketones make you nauseous; it’s not fun), I had barely slept because of the low blood sugar, and I didn’t feel like going one bit. But I drank a lot of water, drove out to the race, and although I elected to do the 10 mile race instead of the 25 mile, I completed it. I won.
Battles like this happen every day in the life of a diabetic. They’re not always quite that bad, but if you let it, diabetes will make you miserable. There are several cures for Type 1 Diabetes in the works right now, and some of them are very promising. They need funding. And, in the meantime, we need to make sure that people with diabetes have access to the community and care that they need.
So please, support my 2017 Tour de Cure ride.